In honor of today being one year since the Captain and I began this wonderful blogy-thingy (yeah!  That’s right!  A year!  A whole year!), I would proudly like to present to all of you, for your random spatula-loving enjoyment:

*does the Spatula Dance for our first official spatula-loving website*  YAY!  Aren’t you so excited?  I have spent a week getting it up and running, and though there is still much to be done, I hope that you all will enjoy it!  Put it on your favorites!  Visit early, visit often!  Don’t forget to tip your waitresses, and try the veal!  Good night, everybody! 

Not to disappoint you or anything, but I think that this might be the shortest entry in this blog’s history so as not to make you laugh so hard that you exhaust yourself before you have time to visit our new website!  So, yeah!  Go… shoo… get outta here… go visit the new and improved Spatula Land… go… go now… go now and leave me! 

Oh wait… I have one… two… three more things to say!  Seeing as this is my first entry since the glory that is LOST I would just like to point out the following:

1.  They left out Jack’s speech about the 600 year old woman.  I think that that was just a little important… cuz first it shows how his life was spared, and second, it makes him look like less of an alcoholic! 

 

2.  YOU ALL, EVERYBODY!  YOU ALL, EVERYBODY!  YOU ALL, EVERYBODY!  YOU ALL, EVERY… body?

 

3.  Captain, much like the Lord of the Rings song, we need to write a LOST song, savvy?  Hmmmm… we must, it is a necessity!  And my thought is that it should be to the tune of a Phantom of the Opera song, savvy?  You think, and we will talk!