Alright, so here is the deal! I haven’t written in like 3 weeks… you all know this and are probably very bitter and cynical that I am not keeping up with my quota of randomness that you have all come to know, love, and expect! My apologies, friends, you have no manner of luck at all. The problem is, I haven’t felt very inspired lately! While the Captain and I have our usual jaunts of random conversations almost every night, and usually end up peeing our pants we due to laughing so hard, it is difficult to take such brrrrrilliant randomness back to the blog! I guess you could call it a writers' block… but take this in no way to mean a nonsense block… nothing can stop the randomness, man… nothing can stop the randomness!
Seeing as my last entry was a "Today's Nonsense" entry, I couldn't do the same thing this time, even though it has been a while since I have written. Therefore, though I will talk about many different subjects in this entry, none of which really tie together (much the style of a "Toady's Nonsense" entry), there will be one unifying factor! Let’s see if you can figure it out, man… if you can figure it out!
What was the title of this entry? Oh yes… fishing fiend! Captain, I don't want you to become a fishing fiend! It is not allowed… of if you do become a fishing fiend I want to become a fishing fiend with you! It is not very fishing fiend-ish to be a fishing fiend loner! In order to be a fishing fiend you must do it with a good friend! It's the rule, man… it the rule!
As if that was not already enough of code talk to annoy the heck out of everyone reading… let's try this! We saw the HA's HS… it was H and S… yes, yes… that's a H piece of A right there! How is that for confusing? I have been wanting to do that for so long! Lets see if you an follow this, Captain! So, when it comes to the HA… the A is not as H as the S is H… but may favorite part isthe A… not the original A, but the A we talked about last week… the A which is so difficult to read, and only seen because the S was shown… that HS! Wait… I don't even know if I could follow that! Unless you understood it, ignore the whole comment, man… ignore the whole comment!
Quick random thought… I want some IRN BRU! I haven’t gotten my daily dose of quinine is quite a while! Whatever will I do? I think that is why I keep getting sick, Captain! We gotta go back to the wonderful land of kilts for this very important immune system boost! I mean… no one would have to worry about the lack of flu vaccinations if stores here would only carry a decent drink with quite a bit of quinine in it! Geez… is that too much to ask? I think not, man… I think not!
I went apple picking yesterday with the family… not mine, just some family! I bought a piece of candy… not like a snack mix thing, but a sucker/lollipop thing! On the back, there is a sticker, which reads, word for word, as follows…
“Could contain some or all of the following ingredients: sugar, corn syrup, artificial flavors, citric acid, salt, certified color."
My question is, how do they not know if my candy does not contain it if they are the ones who made it? Yeah… it could contain these ingredients, but does it? I don’t know! It might contain some… it might contain all… but I might even venture to say that it doesn’t contain any… after all, it only could contain them... but it doesn’t have to! Way to be vague, man… way to be vague!
Have I ever mentioned to you all a particular Welsh Guy! Don't worry… he is in no way related to Cute Scottish Guy, despite the similarity in names! Alight… my Welsh Guy needs a good adjective for his first one… I have a good one, but prefer not to use it on the blog (though I guess I could call him S Welsh Guy, but I will keep the abbreviations limited to the lucky A, HA)! So… a new adjective to describe Mr. Welsh Guy… I would prefer a one or two syllable word, so phenomenal won't work, though he very much is! Squishy could work, but I think I have got it! Jump-Worthy Welsh Guy! What do you think Captain? Yes, yes… he truly is the Jump-Worthy Welsh Guy, man… the Jump-Worthy Welsh Guy!