In honor of Reformation Day, which celebrates the fact that on
1. Spatulas are love.
2. Spatulas are life.
3. Spatulas like to dance.
4. Spatulas like to be danced with.
5. Spatulas like to wear kilts.
6. Spatulas like to be kept in sporrans.
7. Spatulas altogether rock.
8. Spatulas make you sing, “You all, everybody”.
9. Spatulas make randomness make sense.
10. Spatulas make sense seem random.
11. Spatulas make people smile.
12. Spatulas could help the pen-smelling girl.
13. Spatulas could help Dom’s hair.
14. Spatulas could help prevent forest fires.
15. Spatulas could bring about world peace.
16. Spatulas could make
17. Spatulas could make Lord of the Rings better.
18. Spatulas could make Phantom of the Opera better.
19. Spatulas could make being swallowed by a giant fish better.
20. Spatulas can look like a frog.
21. Spatulas can look like a bus.
22. Spatulas can look like Mr.
23. Spatulas would make good car spotters.
24. Spatulas would make good fish bait.
25. Spatulas would make good Phantom bait.
26. Spatulas would make good sock models.
27. Spatulas would make good fake fingernails.
28. Spatulas would not make good fake eyelashes.
29. Spatulas are better than fake eyelashes.
30. Spatulas are better than wooden spoons.
31. Spatulas are better than Cappy.
32. Spatulas are better than star rugs.
33. Spatulas are better than a place called the wilderness.
34. Spatulas are better than furry big feet.
35. Spatulas are better than margarita pizza.
36. Spatulas like pudding.
37. Spatulas like fish eyes.
38. Spatulas should be contestants on Fear Factor.
39. Spatulas stare fear in the face and make it run for cover.
40. Spatulas don’t like to eat noodles.
41. Spatulas don’t like to have clam juice squirted in their mouths.
42. Spatulas don’t like wrapping presents.
43. Spatulas don’t like shoe boxes.
44. Spatulas don’t like newspapers.
45. Spatulas don’t like when their spleens have been ostracized.
46. Spatulas don’t like plaster of Paris.
47. Spatulas prefer plaster of
48. Spatulas make you wish you were Scottish.
49. Spatulas make you wish you were wearing a kilt.
50. Spatulas make you wish you were KGCCJS.
51. Spatulas make you hate Peacocks.
52. Spatulas make you hate pen-smellers.
53. Spatulas make you violent toward people who think that it is a burn.
54. Spatulas make you attractive to drunk European guys.
55. Spatulas don’t make European guys drunk.
56. Spatulas don’t make honey give you hives.
57. Spatulas don’t make you wish you were a Refralafraf.
58. Spatulas don’t make you smell pens.
59. Spatulas don’t make you hate pink hair.
60. Spatulas don’t make green hair look good.
61. Spatulas don’t make baby poo colored anything look good.
62. Spatulas like HUME.
63. Spatulas like BASTA.
64. Spatulas like chandeliers.
65. Spatulas like to ride blue-and-green-plaid elephants.
66. Spatulas like to be called Spatulas.
67. Spatulas like to build fortresses in the wet sand in the middle of the night.
68. Spatulas like to see the ocean glow in the middle of the night.
69. Spatulas like Reformation day.
70. Spatulas like Jenny Geddes.
71. Spatulas like throwing stoles.
72. Spatulas like other Spatulas.
73. Spatulas like flicking annoying people in the head for being annoying.
74. Spatulas like owls.
75. Spatulas look good flying with owls.
76. Spatulas look good flying.
77. Spatulas look good being Spatulas.
78. Spatulas look good eating fettuccini alfredo.
79. Spatulas look good jumping on trampolines.
80. Spatulas want it to snow in
81. Spatulas want colder deserts.
82. Spatulas want warmer feet.
83. Spatulas want you to run 8 miles a day.
84. Spatulas want salt.
85. Spatulas want Christine Daaé to pick the Phantom.
86. Spatulas want Charlie Brown to kick the football.
87. Spatulas want to jump on the Jump-Worthy Welsh Guy.
88. Spatulas want you to know that Uncle Sam wants you.
89. Spatulas make ugly people beautiful.
90. Spatulas make the sun shine.
91. Spatulas make life wonderful.
92. Spatulas make the world go ‘round.
93. Spatulas change lives.
94. Spatulas make things happen.
95. Spatulas are Spatulas.
