Allow me to explain the business which resulted in my lack of my fulfillment in the randomness department’s quota which has been placed on me! There is so much time and so little to write about… hold the phone… strike that… reverse it… yes, yes… there is so much to write about and so little time do so!
Between work, school, and the Christmas season, I have had hardly any free time lately, and that time which I do have free I try to reserve for spending time with the Captain, as she is still making plans to become a fishing fiend soon! Plus I would like to point out the fact that the Captain was supposed to write an entry so I have been waiting for her to do so as I am sure that you are all dying to hear what she has been up to lately! She had plans to write about her perfect man… unfortunately following in the wonderful tradition of the Captain, she has not found the time, the patience, or the memory to do so! Maybe someday, eventually… though I highly doubt it!
There is so much, however, that I need to catch up on in light of the fact that I haven’t written in a month and a half… again! Seriously, I’ve had major issues this year! Luckily New Years is coming up, and with it comes resolutions… and though I hate, despise, utterly and completely rebel against resolutions, I might just have to make one that concerns updating more often! However, most resolutions are made and then quickly broken, so maybe it is not worth it!
AnyBEAN… Christmas time is coming up very quickly! YAY! I am so excited! The Captain, however, has a different opinion on this wonderful time of the year and has rebelled against the whole season and holiday! I am hoping to convince her to think better of the holiday, however, with a very exciting portion of her Christmas gift! I can’t mention anything about it, because that would ruin the surprise! But when the time is right, I will share the excitement with her and with the rest of you… but don’t expect anything too soon! The Captain and I are following in our long held tradition of celebrating Christmas and New Years all on New Years Eve by staying up all night watching movies!
WARNING: I don’t know if you have heard the rumors, believed the rumors, ignored the rumors, spread the rumors, or made up the rumors, but they are all false! Ignore them altogether for they are nothing but rumors, nasty lies spread by the infamous pen-smelling girl and her band of Gollum-wannabe strawberry tarts! What a bunch of chumas! By the way, if you have found the rumors to be true, which I must emphatically insist that they are not, please do not spread them! The truth will all come out in due time in the due manner with the due information! Thank you for taking the time to read this important public service announcement!
Alright… seeing as Christmas is only a couple days away, I would like to bring the topic back up now, despite the a certain person’s rebellion against it! Following in the tradition, I would like to wish the Captain a very Merry Christmas with the following, part one of five Christmas gifts:
I figured you would be excited, Captain! This wonderful tradition of a Christmas gift began last year, as did many other special Christmas traditions, due to the fact that last year was our first Christmas here in
The Twelve Days of Christmas… Savvy Style
Merry Christmas and Pippin New Year!
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas in Spatula Land
A List of 78 Points of Randomness Needed to Celebrate Christmas in a Farfalarfery Way!
Finally, though it is little bit late, I would like to include my Christmas wish list so that, if anyone would like to buy me a Christmas gift, they will know what to get me:
- Return of the King Extended Version
- Lord of the Rings Trilogy PS2 game
- Napoleon Dynamite
- Saved by the
- Phantom of the Opera sheet music
- The Phantom of the Opera Movie extended soundtrack
- gift certificates to the horse smelling theater
- memory card for digital camera
- printable image transfer onto material stuff
AnyBEAN… I think that that is about it for this entry! Though there is so much more that I could write about, I am sure you are tired of reading! Therefore I will let you go for now! Keep checking back, as I have a couple of special Christmassy thing to share with you all! How is that for a teaser? I like teasers, but hate spoilers… no spoiling, just teasing… mwahahahaha!
One more quick note for both myself and for all of our faithful viewers, after the holidays or whenever I get back to writing, here is my list of things that I need to talk about: polar bears, BEAN, a new member of the Spatula Land Family, Odes and polls, the Captains’ perfect man, what the Captain would request as ransom if she was taking over the world, Burundi, Spatula Land car toppers, our idea for a car commercial, and much, much more…