Valentine’s Day rolls around once a year… and here it is again… the day that you are supposed to spread love all around.  *thinks about singing the song from the horrible Love movie because “all around” reminded me of it, but resists, I am sure to the Captain’s dismay*   Well, the newest love in my life is the TV show LOST (though not that new, new enough that I haven’t written that many blog entries about it so… anyBEAN)… but just because I love it does not mean that I can’t also hate it, which I do, and I am sure the Captain would be happy to vouch for this fact.  And so, in celebration of Valentine’s Day, I would like to present to you:

60 Random Things I Love and Hate about LOST

1.  I love the theme song.  (*begins to sing, in the least masculine voice ever, and therefore mocking Dom* “lost on an island, far from home”)

2.  I hate the fact that they don’t play the theme song at the beginning of each episode… stupid people.  (*continues singing* “lost on an island, but we’re not alone”)

3.  I love Sawyer’s bad-boy-ness.  (it is a trait that I don’t think Dom could pull off… though I have heard of the tae-kwon-do phase thing… whatever… hehehehehehehe *dies laughing*)

4.  I hate that Sawyer killed a poor innocent polar bear.  (or was it a polar bear?  There have been some doubts about it’s true identity, formed mostly by the Captain, but the movement is spreading)

5.  I love the screensaver on my cellular which reads “Mmmmm… Peanut Butter”.  (gotta love the peanut, peanut butter and jelly)

6.  I hate the people who replied, “You see that puddle over there?  That is all that is left of me”.  (ack… they make me sick)

7.  I love the twirling-ness of the hair.  (total squish factor portrayed… strike that… I sounded too fan girlish, therefore making myself sick)

8.  I hate the greasy-ness of the hair.  (Dom, did you learn nothing from my Valentine’s Day post last year?)

9.  I love seeing people gored by boars.  (I mean, if people are going to get hurt in the show, it might as well be worth while)

10.  I hate the lack of blood in the boar gore injuries.  (apparently they were magical-non-drawing-blood-boars or something)

11.  I love S-K-A-T-E.  (*crosses fingers*)

12.  I hate E-Q-A-T-E.  (*waits for the Captain to cross her fingers*)

13.  I love kool Matrix/Ninja guy.   (too bad he wasn’t a wizard … or was he???  Dun, dun, dun…)

14.  I hate that he wasn’t a bear that shot laser beams out of his eyes.  (or was he???  Dun, dun, dun…)

15.  I love Locke’s scare.  (though it would have been better if it was the result of being gored by a board in the face)

16.  I hate that it is fading away.  (apparently whatever caused the scare was a magical-non-lasting-scare-forming thing or something)

17.  I love the buffalo shirt.  (hehehe… tightness…)

18.  I hate that the buffalo shirt has never been in the show.  (it’s only in pictures… stupid lying pictures got me all excited for a buffalo shirt… maybe they are magical pictures… or maybe it is magical shirt… hmmmm…)

19.  I love the fact that when I took the quiz they said I was perfect.  (I know I am… I didn’t have to take a quiz to find this out)

20.  I hate the fact that being perfect makes me be like Jack.  (who said he was perfect anyway?  I don’t think he is… too… uh… perfect… yes… he is too perfect to be perfect)

21.  I love “Uh, dude… your kid’s missing…”.  (uh, dude… it’s like, uh… kool)

22.  I hate “Hey ladies… it’s Hurley time!”.  (too much lack of the word “dude”, duh)

23.  I love the fact that Kate has gone by so many names.  (Kate, Annie, and Maggie)

24.  I hate that she will never go by the name Burundi BEAN.  (what is wrong with her?)

25.  I love the fact that J.J. Abrams promises, “Someone will definitely die by the end of this season”.  (tell me who it is… please… pretty, pretty please!)

26.  I hate that he doesn’t realize I am the most impatient person in the world.  (just tell me who it is… please… pretty, pretty please!)

27.  I love the first, high pitched, gotta love it, “You all, everybody!”.  (*does the Spatula Dance and sings* “You all, everybody!”)

28.  I hate the way they have messed up the glory every time since then.  (*stops dancing* bloody basta-ness… couldn’t they just leave well enough alone?)

29.  I love when lions are scared of cooked meat.  (*laughs uncontrollably*)

30.  I hate that that has nothing to do with LOST.  (*pauses for J.J. to make a note*)

31.  I love the annoying fact that you can bet-your-bottom-dollar on the fact that in the next episode there will be a whiplash-inducing plot twist.  (brilliant!)

32.  I hate the annoying fact that you can bet-your-bottom-dollar on the fact that in the next episode there will be a whiplash-inducing plot twist.  (bloody!)

33.  I love how H that piece of A… HA is definitely S-ing.  (and of course I don’t mean sitting in the way that Billy Boyd says it)

34.  I hate that flammable and inflammable mean exactly the same thing.  (need I say more?)

35.  I love that Michael finally has the chance to be a father to Walt.  (and that he stole the dog… hehehe)

36.  I hate Brain.  (probably more than pen-smelling girl and stupid flick-worthy kids at the Inverness youth hostel, which is pretty impressive)

37.  I love the fact that the show proves, once and for all, that Dom’s eyes are beyond grey.  (DUH!!!!  UH, IDIOT!)

38.  I hate people that think… (never mind… don’t get me started on the madness… the insanity… the horror… the rip-your-hair-out-until-you-are-balder-than-Locke-anger…)

39.  I love that more people are learning that Sun speaks English.  (hey… I speak English too… what do you know?)

30.  I hate that she is not married to 3^rd Brother.  (It’s cuz he’s blind, isn’t it?)

41.  I love that everyone dislikes Jin.  (he deserves it, the meany-boy-head!)

42.  I hate that everyone dislikes Boone… I mean, have you seen how squish he is?  (I know… not as squish as Monsieur Monaghan, but at least his hair is not greasy)

43.  I love Sayid.  (though… for some strange reason he likes Shannon, which dampens my like of him)

44.  I hate Shannon.  (though… for some strange reason she likes Sayid, which brightens my like of her)

45.  I love penguins.  (especially sunburned ones)

46.  I hate the lack of penguins.  (I’m so disappointed… clearly not as powerful as I thought he was… *sniffle*)

47.  I love “READ IT”.  (It reminds me of “CRUSH IT”, “DROP IT”, “CURSE IT” and “RAGE IT”… and the original “SIGN IT”)

48.  I hate ummm… I dunno… (hehehe… “SHOOT IT”, “TRUST IT”, “SQUISH IT”)

49.  I love the Captain’s fancy for Locke.  (if you have ever heard her describe the perfect man, this would not be such a shock to you)

50.  I hate the fact that there is such a huge age difference.  (after all Locke is probably in his 40s or 50s and the Captain in 89)

51.  I love polar bears.  (No, no… not panda bears… polar bears… the all white ones)

52.  I hate polar bears.  (Yes, yes… polar bears… not panda bears… the all white ones)

53.  No… I take that back… I love polar bears.

54.  No… I take that back… I hate polar bears!

55.  Did I mention that I love polar bears?

56.  Did I mention that I hate polar bears?

57.  I love the continued debate over whether I love or hate polar bears.  (mmmmm… polar bears!)

58.  I hate the fact that the polar bears are unexplained.  (ack… polar bears!)

59.  I love to hate the show.  (STUPID SHOW!)

60.  I hate to love the show.  (GREAT SHOW!)